Winged Serpent Spotted Off The Coast

It has been 23 years since the dreaded winged monster, the ‘Snallygaster,’ has appeared off the coast. With a spread of at least 30 feet, reaching out his tentacles like some prehistoric inhabitant of a forgotten age, the Snallygaster, or winged Vovalopus, has been seen by two score residents within the seal, within the past two weeks. It is said to have taste for unbound Trumar, so those without masters are encouraged to be bound as soon as possible.

When I questioned the Juniper Order about the sightings of the creature the replied “I have literally no idea what you are talking about”, but this reporter is certain their hiding something.

-Ivy Seabloom